{"id":11,"date":"2016-11-27T22:44:52","date_gmt":"2016-11-27T22:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chowster.ca\/?page_id=11"},"modified":"2017-02-15T10:29:07","modified_gmt":"2017-02-15T10:29:07","slug":"chemistry-jokes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.chowster.ca\/?page_id=11","title":{"rendered":"Chemistry Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

I believe that humour is absolutely essential in our daily lives.<\/p>\n

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Carbon-14 walks into a bar.\u00a0 He sits down beside a beautiful woman and asks “hey, wanna date?”\u00a0 (Courtesy Agent 59)<\/p>\n

A proton walks into the bar and orders a drink.\u00a0 The bartender asks if the proton wanted that specific drink. The protons says “I’m positive!!”<\/p>\n

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a soft drink.\u00a0 The bartender recognized the neutron and said the drink was on him.\u00a0 The neutron asked “Are you sure?”\u00a0 The bartender replies “absolutely. . . no charge!”<\/p>\n

How did the crazy man get out of the park? . . . . .He took the psychopath!<\/p>\n

Argon walks into a bar and the barman yells “Get out!” Argon doesn’t react.<\/p>\n

So what do\u00a0 you do with a dead chemist?\u00a0 Barium<\/p>\n

Oxygen and magnesium together??? . . . . . .. . . OMG!<\/p>\n

What did the scientist say when he found two helium isotopes?. . . . . .HeHe\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Courtesy Science 10H class)<\/p>\n

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorus walked in?\u00a0\u00a0 OHSNaP!
\n(Courtesy Science 10H class)<\/p>\n

Two silk worms had a race.\u00a0 They ended up in a tie.<\/p>\n

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.<\/p>\n

A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane.\u00a0 The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”<\/p>\n

Two hydrogen atoms meet.\u00a0 One say, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?”\u00a0 The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive!”<\/p>\n

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you would be in Seine!<\/p>\n

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering!!<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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